Humbug Infestation in Wellesley, MA

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An infestation of humbugs has been reported in Wellesley, MA.    Taking a break on a quite side street while scouting approach angles for nearby rooftops, Mr. K. Kringle and his companion found themselves suddenly under siege by the feared pests as they swarmed from a nearby home. Fortunately they were able to escape relatively unscathed.  A neighbor Lou (last name withheld) noted that he had always suspected that the property was infested based on the shrieking noises he had heard at all hours of the day.    If spotted, they should not be approached as they will immediately consume any joy you might have on your person, particularly of the Christmas variety.