Gets Fat on Couch

When you get a child carrier you imagine that this might revert your life back to exactly the way it was before they were born.  You can just go about your business like the Sioux following the herds.  In practice the principal value of the backpack is to enable you to perform mundane activities that are not possible with one arm, such as putting out the recycling or clapping.  Luckily Phoebe loved the pack from the first moment she was in it.  I am not sure when she will lose interest but I know that at some point suspending one’s entire weight from the crotch becomes undesirable.